Things to do on 4/20
As April 20th rolls around, the atmosphere is thick with anticipation for the annual celebration of cannabis culture. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or just looking to join in on the fun, there are plenty of activities to make this weekend memorable. Take advantage of Cannapalooza’s month-long savings to re-up your stash and start planning the 4/20 of all time.
1. Munchie Crawl
This 4/20, pop an Ozone gummy and explore local flavors on a munchie crawl with the squad. Start with appetizers at a cozy café, enjoy a main course at a nearby food truck, and finish with dessert at that experimental churro-hotdog-eclair joint you keep saying you’ll check out. Support small businesses and try new things with a little herbal courage!
2. Host a Stoner Movie Marathon
Transform your living room into a cozy movie den and indulge in a stoner comedy marathon with your rotation. Order a pizza, pack the bong with some Simply Herb Popcorn, and put on movies like “Harold & Kumar,” “Pineapple Express,” and even “Reefer Madness” just to stay humble.
3. Explore the Cosmos at the Planetarium
Open your mind and explore the mysteries of the universe with a trip to the planetarium. Take a few dozen hits of your Grape Escape Simply Herb cart (but don’t overdo it!) and lose yourself in the vastness of space as you contemplate the wonders of the cosmos.
4. Indulge in a Spa Day
If you’re looking for more of an indica experience, why not opt for a Saturday of self-care? Remember the face masks and the bath bombs you impulse-bought but never used because you were saving them for a special day? Today is that day! While we’re at it, take a stab at brewing some infused tea with Ozone flower to really commit to the wellness bit.
5. Host a Danksgiving Dinner
4/20 is a certified holiday, so why not celebrate it like one? Decarboxylate your stash and serve your buds an infused banquet to remember. Screw it, why not borrow a few other holiday traditions while we’re here? Go around the table and tell the rotation what strain you’re most grateful for! Dress up in costumes and go door to door asking for edible gummies! Go down the chimneys of every stoner on the planet and eat their milk and cookies!
As April 20th approaches, prepare to embark on a day filled with laughter, relaxation, and celebration. Whether you choose to explore the cosmos or savor a gourmet feast, there's no shortage of ways to make this 4/20 one for the books. So summon your squad, stock up on your favorite Ascend goodies, and let the festivities begin!
The Best 4/20 Deals
Welcome to Cannapalooza, our month-long festival of sales! Get ready to party with prices so low you’ll be begging for an encore. If you’re new to the festivities, you might need a map so you can figure out which sets are playing where. Never fear– we’ve got the scoop on the best deals right here so you’re not left with your head spinning in the middle of the mosh pit. Here's your ultimate guide to getting the most bang for your buck at Cannapalooza.
Vape Carts
Fill up your cart with carts for the whole rotation! These convenient cartridges offer a discreet and flavorful way to enjoy your favorite strains. Plus, with their long-lasting effects, you can dance the night away without missing a beat. It’s a great time to check out our new Simply Herb flavors – Banana Rainbow, Grape Escape, Dungeons and Dragon Fruit, and Cherry Cola!
Flower
For those who prefer the classic experience, indulge in the aromatic bliss of Simply Herb Flower and Ozone Flower. Roll up a joint or pack a bowl to savor the rich flavors and potent effects. If rolling isn’t your forte and you can’t be bothered to clean the bong, try our Ozone Distillate Infused Pre-Roll. It's the perfect solution for those who want to dive straight into the festival fun without any fuss.
Concentrate
Time to go live with Ozone Live Budder. This potent extract delivers an intense punch of THC, perfect for seasoned tokers looking for an elevated experience. You can also expect rich terpene profiles coming through without the burnt flavor of plant material. Be prepared for a euphoric journey through the clouds when the wax hits your rig!
Edibles
Need a sweet treat to keep you going through the day? Grab some Ozone Gummies and let yourself vibe out. Our lineup of delicious gummies come in a variety of flavors like Acai and Chili Mango, ensuring there's something for everyone. Just remember to start low and go slow to avoid overindulging.
So there you have it, your ultimate guide to maximizing your high with Simply Herb and Ozone deals at Cannapalooza. With a little planning and a lot of savings, you'll be on your way to having the 4/20 of your dreams. Let the music play on, and the good times roll!
The Ultimate 4/20 Gift Guide for Stoners
Ah, 4/20 - the day when the air smells a little greener, and everyone's inner Bob Marley comes out to play. Whether you're shopping for your seasoned stoner pal or your newbie bud enthusiast, we've got you covered with the perfect gifts to elevate their celebration.
1. Rolling Papers
For the traditionalists who prefer to roll their own, a pack of high-quality rolling papers is essential. Or, if your friend's rolling skills are more like a drunken origami attempt, opt for pre-rolls for a hassle-free experience. It's like a joint, but with training wheels.
2. Simply Herb Vape
For the friend who wants to keep things discreet and classy, a sleek vape pen is the way to go. Perfect for puffing on-the-go without drawing too much attention. Plus, it's like the James Bond of smoking accessories. It’s a good time to check out our new flavors – Banana Rainbow, Grape Escape, Dungeons and Dragon Fruit, and Cherry Cola!
3. Grinder
Help your buddy level up their herb game with a top-notch grinder. Say goodbye to sticky fingers and uneven burns - a good grinder ensures a smooth and even grind every time. It's the unsung hero of the cannabis world.
4. Ascend Dispensaries Gift Card
Give the gift of free will with a gift card to their favorite dispensary. Whether they're in the mood for edibles, concentrates, or a new piece for their collection, our gift card will make their 4/20 dreams come true. Just make sure they remember to share!
5. Hoodie
Keep your friend cozy and stylish during their smoke sessions with a hoodie specifically designed for the occasion. Not only does it provide the perfect cover for those chilly outdoor smoke sessions, but it also helps minimize the lingering weed aroma on their regular clothes. It's like a smoke shield for their wardrobe, ensuring they stay fresh while they indulge in their favorite pastime.
6. Joint Holder
Upgrade their joint game with a fancy glass joint holder. Not only does it add a touch of sophistication to their smoking experience, but it also helps prevent those pesky crushed joints at the bottom of their pocket. Plus, it's like giving their joint its own little VIP section.
7. Simply Herb Flower
You can't go wrong with some premium flower. Choose a strain that matches their vibe - whether they're into mellow indicas or energizing sativas, there's something for everyone. Just be prepared for them to suddenly become a botanical expert.
8. Lighter
We all have that one friend who's constantly losing their lighter. It's like they have a secret portal to the lighter dimension hidden in their pocket. Help them restock their arsenal with a trusty new lighter. Sure, it might disappear into the void eventually, but at least they'll have a fighting chance. It's the little flame that could - until it mysteriously vanishes into thin air.
9. Ozone Gummies
For the friend who loves a sweet high, Ozone gummies are a tasty treat. With flavors like grape splash and pineapple mango, they offer a delicious way to enjoy THC without smoking. Just pop one and float away on a cloud of bliss. Just be warned: once your friend tries these irresistible gummies, they might never want to come back down to earth.
So there you have it - the ultimate 4/20 gift guide guaranteed to make your stoner friend's day a little brighter (and hazier). Happy blazing!
Introducing Ozone Solventless
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Miss Grass: Find Your Time
In a world where time is both a precious commodity and a canvas for experiences, Miss Grass emerges as a beacon, offering a spectrum of sensations and moments to enhance your journey. With a focus on sustainability, terpene richness, and consistent quality, Miss Grass delivers not just cannabis products but a philosophy: Weed for the Times. Let’s dive into how Miss Grass can elevate your moments, whether they’re fast-paced, tranquil, or somewhere in between.
“What’s the first word that comes to mind when you hear ‘Miss Grass’?”
Ascend associates are experts on the times, and can help you find your perfect match the next time you pick up.
Don’t just take it from us! We asked Miss Grass fans to describe their times:
“My best Fast Times always start with a walk in the woods because there’s nothing like getting a little stoney while surrounded by nature’s beauty. It’s like hitting the refresh button for my mind and soul.”
“Quiet Times give me the freedom to be myself in social situations because they help me unwind and let go of any tension or anxiety. It’s like a gentle wave of relaxation washes over me, allowing me to fully engage with others without feeling overwhelmed or self-conscious.”
“My Fast Times always begin with a spark of creativity, especially when diving into personal art projects or tackling work-related brainstorming sessions. There’s something about that little j that ignites my imagination, making every project feel more vibrant and inspired.”
“I love to kick off my weekend with Quiet Times – it’s become my ritual. I light up, wash off the week, grab my favorite takeout, and cozy up on the couch with a show. It’s the ultimate way to unwind and embrace pure relaxation.”
Find your time…
Embrace the essence of Weed for the Times with Miss Grass, where every moment is enriched with intention and elevation. Whether you’re craving the exhilarating rush of Fast Times or the tranquil embrace of Quiet Times, discover your perfect match at your local Ascend today. Elevate your experiences and indulge in the ultimate cannabis journey tailored to your unique moments.
How THCV Can Help You Express the Five Love Languages
Cannabis has a way of intertwining with our expressions of love, often enhancing our experiences in unexpected ways. As we explore the relationship between cannabis, particularly Tunnel Vision’s THC-V, and the five love languages, let's dive into how this magical herb can add a spark to our relationships.
1. Words of Affirmation
When you’re baked on THC-V, compliments flow, gratitude spills over, and conversations dive deep into the cosmic unknown. Expressing affectionate words may feel more spontaneous and genuine under the influence. Verbal affirmations can flow more freely, fostering deeper emotional connections.
2. Acts of Service
With THC-V's known uplifting properties, individuals may feel inspired to lock in and focus on caring for their partners through small gestures. Planning surprise activities, cooking nice dinners, cleaning up around the house, or pampering them with back rubs can become delightful expressions of love.
3. Receiving Gifts
Pass the Joint! THC-V's potential to heighten sensory experiences makes gift-giving moments even more memorable. Sharing unique cannabis products or discovering new strains together can deepen intimacy and strengthen bonds.
4. Quality Time
THC-V's stimulating effects can infuse shared moments with laughter and joy. Engaging in stimulating activities or exploring new hobbies can amplify the fun, and the heightened senses said to be induced by THC-V can lead to meaningful connections and shared experiences.
5. Physical Touch
THC-V's potential to enhance sensory perception can intensify physical sensations. Gentle caresses and intimate moments may feel more profound and gratifying. Mutual exploration and consent are essential for creating intimate connections while puffing THC-V.
As we explore the depths of love and connection, let's remember to embrace the magic of cannabis responsibly and with open hearts.
5 Valentine's Date Ideas for Cannabis Lovers
Valentine’s Day is a celebration of love, and for cannabis enthusiasts, it’s an opportunity to infuse romance with their shared passion. From cozy nights in to outdoor adventures, there are countless ways to incorporate cannabis into your Valentine’s Day plans. Here are 5 date ideas tailored for cannabis lovers to deepen your connection with your significant other.
1. Park and Puff Picnic
Pack a basket with blankets, munchies, and Ozone gummies, and head to a beautiful park at under the stars for a romantic picnic.
2. High Cuisine Cooking Night
Spend the evening cooking delicious dishes using cannabutter made with Dried Simply Herb bud. Try out new recipes and enjoy a gourmet meal at home.
3. Movie Mara-bong
Choose some cheesy romcoms, pack a bowl of Ozone Cannabis Popcorn (and a bowl of real popcorn), and snuggle up for a cozy movie marathon at home.
4. Paint and Dab
Get creative together with a cannabis-infused paint night. Pick up your brushes and Simply Herb pens, and spend the evening painting and laughing together.
5. Blaze a Trail Hike
Take a romantic hike in nature and bring along some Ozone pre-rolls. Enjoy the scenery, connect with each other, and appreciate the beauty of the outdoors. Don’t forget the lighter!
Remember to consume responsibly and in accordance with local laws and regulations. Enjoy your cannabis-infused Valentine’s Day date!
How to Prepare Infused Nacho Cheese Dip for Game Day
Picture this: it’s game day, and you’re surrounded by your buddies, all hungry for victory (and some seriously good snacks). What’s the secret weapon for the ultimate game day munchies? Homemade Jalapeno Nacho Cheese infused with cannabis. Whether you’re cheering for your team or simply craving a flavorful snack, this infused nacho cheese is the MVP of any gathering.
Ingredients:
- 4 grams Dried Simply Herb Flower
- 4 tbsp butter
- 4 tbsp flour
- 1⁄3 cup Minced Onion
- 1⁄3 cup Minced Jalapeno
- 2 Cloves Minced Garlic
- 2 Cups whole milk
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 16 oz grated sharp cheddar cheese
Instructions:
- Preheat and Infuse: Start by preheating your oven to 250 Degrees F. Grind your cannabis and cube the butter. Combine both in an oven-safe dish and let them decarb and infuse in the oven for 2 hours.
- Prepare Your Aromatics: While your cannabutter is doing its thing, mince the onion, jalapenos, and garlic.
- Sauté to Perfection: Once your butter is infused, heat it in a saucepan over medium-low heat. Add the minced onion, garlic, and jalapeno, and cook them until the onion turns translucent, about 5 minutes.
- Thicken the Sauce: Stir in the flour until the vegetables are evenly coated. This step sets the stage for that creamy, dreamy texture we all crave in nacho cheese.
- Add the Creamy Goodness: Pour in the milk and let the mixture thicken slightly, about 3 to 4 minutes of stirring and simmering.
- Cheese, Please: Time to add the star of the show – the sharp cheddar cheese! Stir constantly until it melts into a smooth, velvety sauce, approximately 15 minutes of cheesy bliss.
- Serve and Enjoy: Once your infused nacho cheese is smooth and irresistible, transfer it to a serving bowl and get ready to dive in. Pair it with your favorite tortilla chips, veggies, or even drizzle it over nachos for the ultimate game day snack experience. Remember, sharing is caring, so gather your friends and let the party begin!
With this infused nacho cheese recipe, every game day becomes an unforgettable culinary adventure. So, grab your apron, turn up the heat, and get ready to score big with this crowd-pleasing masterpiece!
Must-Have Cannabis Tools & Accessories
Whether you’re a seasoned connoisseur or new to the scene, here’s the scoop on the essential cannabis tools and accessories that can help take your enjoyment to new heights.
Grinders – The Secret to Perfectly Ground Buds
Grinders are a game-changer when it comes to preparing your cannabis. These nifty tools break down your buds into fine, consistent pieces, ensuring a smooth and even burn. Look for grinders with multiple compartments for separating kief, the potent crystal-like substance found on cannabis flowers. With a quality grinder, you’ll unlock the full potential of your herbs.
Rolling Papers – Craft Your Perfect Joint
Rolling a joint is an art, and high-quality rolling papers are your paintbrush. Opt for papers made from natural materials like hemp or rice, as they provide a cleaner taste. Experiment with different sizes and thicknesses to find your preferred balance between burn rate and flavor. Whether you’re rolling up a classic joint or getting creative with your twists, these papers will enhance your smoking experience.
Bongs and Pipes – Smooth Hits, Endless Possibilities
If you prefer smoking your cannabis, bongs and pipes are essential tools. Bongs offer a cooler and smoother smoking experience, thanks to their water filtration system. They come in various shapes, sizes, and materials, allowing you to choose what suits your style. Pipes, on the other hand, are portable, easy to use, and come in a range of designs. Whichever you prefer, bongs and pipes make for enjoyable sessions anytime, anywhere.
Vaporizers – Embrace the Power of Technology
Vaporizers have taken the cannabis world by storm, offering a healthier alternative to traditional smoking methods. These devices heat cannabis at lower temperatures, releasing the active compounds without the harmful byproducts of combustion. Portable vaporizers allow for discreet consumption on the go, while desktop units deliver the ultimate vaping experience. Say goodbye to harsh smoke and hello to smooth, flavorful vapor clouds!
Storage Solutions – Keep Your Stash Fresh and Secure
Proper storage is vital to maintain the freshness and potency of your cannabis. Invest in airtight containers made of materials like glass or metal, as they prevent exposure to light, air, and moisture. Additionally, consider getting storage solutions with compartments to keep different strains separate and organized. This way, you’ll preserve the flavor and aroma of your buds, ensuring a delightful experience every time.
By embracing the world of cannabis tools and accessories, you can elevate your enjoyment to new heights. Grinders, rolling papers, bongs, pipes, vaporizers, and storage solutions all play a significant role in enhancing your cannabis experience. Whether you’re seeking smoother hits, more flavorful vapor, or better organization, these tools have got your back.
Discover the Soothing Power of Cannabis Topicals
Are you looking for a natural and effective way to find relief from various ailments? Cannabis topicals have gained popularity in recent years for their potential to offer soothing and therapeutic benefits. Let’s explore what they are, how they work, and why they might be the perfect addition to your wellness routine.
What are Cannabis Topicals?
Cannabis topicals are products infused with cannabinoids, such as THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) and CBD (cannabidiol), which are derived from the cannabis plant. Unlike other cannabis consumption methods, such as smoking or ingesting, topicals are applied directly to the skin. They come in various forms, including creams, lotions, balms, salves, and even transdermal patches.
How Do Cannabis Topicals Work?
When applied to the skin, cannabis topicals interact with the body’s endocannabinoid system (ECS), a complex network of receptors that helps regulate various bodily functions. The cannabinoids in the topicals bind to ECS receptors in the skin, muscles, and tissues, potentially providing localized relief. However, it’s important to note that cannabis topicals typically do not enter the bloodstream, meaning they are unlikely to produce psychoactive effects.
The Benefits of Cannabis Topicals
- Pain Relief: One of the primary reasons people turn to cannabis topicals is for pain management. The cannabinoids in these products have shown potential in alleviating discomfort associated with arthritis, muscle soreness, migraines, and more. Whether you’re dealing with chronic pain or a post-workout ache, cannabis topicals could offer a natural alternative.
- Skin Health: Cannabis topicals are also known for their potential benefits to the skin. The anti-inflammatory properties of cannabinoids can help soothe skin conditions like eczema, psoriasis, and dermatitis. Additionally, these topicals may aid in moisturizing dry skin and reducing the appearance of acne and wrinkles, leaving your skin feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.
- Relaxation and Stress Relief: Applying cannabis topicals can be a calming and relaxing experience. The act of massaging the product into your skin, coupled with the potential therapeutic effects of cannabinoids, can help melt away stress and promote a sense of tranquility.
Choosing the Right Cannabis Topical
When selecting a cannabis topical, it’s crucial to consider factors such as the desired cannabinoid ratio (CBD to THC), potency, and additional ingredients. Different products may cater to specific needs, so be sure to read labels and choose the one that aligns with your preferences and requirements. Consulting with a knowledgeable budtender or healthcare professional can also be helpful in finding the perfect fit for you.
With their potential to provide localized relief, cannabis topicals have emerged as a promising addition to the world of wellness. From soothing sore muscles to nurturing the skin, these products offer a natural alternative for those seeking gentle yet effective solutions. However, it’s important to remember that everyone’s experience may vary, and individual results may differ. As with any new product, it’s advisable to start with a low dose and gradually increase as needed.